Inspector 00 Schneider thought he had the worst behind him. He was just about to retire and start writing his memoirs but the world of crime won't let him. The tobacconist's is robbed, senior citizens are conned and chickens kidnapped. All the clues point in one direction, to one man: the chain smoker Jean-Claude Pillemann aka 'The Lizard'. And when 00's Auntie comes to visit from America it's no more mister retired nice guy. For the second time around, 00 Schneider has to prove that smoking is harmful to one's health. And that crime doesn't pay...